The cake is a lie

Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart

Portal. Un videojuego que acabo de terminarme. Estoy orgásmico perdido.

Bendita maravilla, cruce (entre otras cosas) de Lemmings, plataformas y Cube que funciona como un shooter en primera persona. Juégalo YA. No lo repetiré. Es sin duda uno de los Grandes de todos los tiempos.

"¿Recuerdas cuando la plataforma se deslizaba hacia el fuego y dije 'Adiós'
y tú te pusiste en plan 'Ni jarta de vino' y entonces yo empecé con lo de
'Solo estaba fingiendo querer matarte'? ¡Fue genial!"
Cuántos buenos y jocosos momentos hemos pasado con GLaDOS

Still alive, de Jonathan Coulton, cantada por Ellen McLain
(Los créditos del final, vaya. Se recomienda pantalla completa)

"Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake."

Por si en el propio vídeo no se ve bien la letra:

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

The cake is a lie. O no.

PD: Sí, soy consciente de que me ha pasado como a este tío.

PPD: además, es corto, lo cual es una ventaja para el jugador casual. Yo me lo he pasado en 3 horas, o eso dice el Steam, a base de ratos sueltos a lo largo de un mes y pico.